PET'S DIARY:

"The mystery of the human who disappears every morning"

Hello humans! I'm Max, the supreme boss of this house (although my human hasn't quite got the hang of it yet). Every morning, a paranormal phenomenon occurs: my human wakes up, wraps himself in his strange colored fur (why doesn't he lick himself like all civilized beings?), and then… poof, he disappears!

I try to follow him, but he always stops me with a "Max, take care of the house." Excuse me? Me, the great detective Max, am left here while he goes off to do mysterious things? Suspicious!

Several theories were developed:

1. He goes hunting for food … but if so, why does he never come back with a mammoth bone or at least a decent steak?
2. He hides in a secret park to play with other humans … without me. Betrayal in its purest form.
3. He's on a top-secret mission from humans ... but I doubt they're that important, because he always comes back smelling of coffee and frustration.

While I'm solving this mystery, here's a little doggy advice: If you want to make your human feel guilty for abandoning you, perfect the Oscar-level sad look . Bonus if you add a dramatic sigh.

If any furry friends have discovered the final fate of humans, please send urgent barks or meows. We will continue to investigate!

🐾 Detective Max, out.